Movie Ratings by JP

I’ve listed over 400 movies that I’ve rated over the years, most are older. Yes, there was a time that I actually wanted to be a movie critic 🙂 The movies are listed in alphabetical order.

1.5 – SUCKS

2.0 – OK

2.5 – GOOD

3.0 – VERY GOOD

3.5 – EXCELLENT

4.0 – PHENOMENAL!

A

A Crime  –  1.65

A Time Travelers Wife  –  2.35

Abandoned  –  1.75

Absence Of Malice  –  2.0

Affliction  –  2.5

Ali  –  2.5  *

All Good Things – 2.75

All or Nothing  –  2.5

Amadeus – 3.75

Amelie  –  3.0

The American – 1.85

American Bullfighter  –  2.5 (DOC)

American Son  –  2.75

An Education – 3.65 *

Animal Kingdom  –  2.15

Anonymous – 3.0

Another Earth – 1.9

An Old Fashioned Orgy – 1.75

Apocolypse Now  –  2.25

Apollo 18 – 2.0

Argo – 2.8

Artificial Intelligence  –  3.75

The Art of Getting By – 1.9

Atlas Shrugged (Pt1) – 2.65

August Rush – 1.75

The Aura  –  2.0

Avatar  –  3.75

The Aviator  –  3.0 *

B

Backwoods – 1.85

Band of Brothers – Series Avg – 3.35

The Band Visits  –  2.0

Barton Fink  –  2.75

Bashing  –  2.0

The Bear  –  3.0

Before Night Falls  –  1.25

Before the Rains – 3.3

Before Sunset  –  2.25

The Beguiled  –  2.5 *

Bella – 2.35

Best Laid Plans  –  2.0

The Best Of Youth  –  3.0

Beyond A Reasonable Doubt  –  3.0

Big Nothin  –  3.0

The Big White  –  1.9

Billy the Kid  –  3.0  (DOC)

Black Book  –  2.75

Black Hawk Down – 3.25  *

Black Snake Moan  –  3.0

Black Swan – 3.25

Blackthorn – 2.5

The Blind Side  –  3.0

Blood Work (Eastwood)  –  2.55 *

Blow  –  3.6 *

The Bounty – 3.0

The Box  –  1.75

Box Of Moonlight  –  2.0

Brassed Off  –  2.75

The Brass Teapot – 2.0

Breach  –  2.0

The Brick – 1.4

The Bridge  – 2.5

Brillant Madness  –  2.5

BROTHERS  –  4.0 *

Burn After Reading  –  2.0

The Burning Plain  –  2.0

C

Camelion – 2.15

Capitalism-Untold Love Story  –  3.0 (DOC)

Capote  –  1.0

Casino – 3.2 *

Catfish  –  3.25

The Celebration  –  2.0

The Cell  –  3.5 *

Ceremony – 2.35

Cider House Rules – 3.75

Cinema, Aspirins and Vultures  –  2.0

Circus School  –  3.0 (DOC)

City Island  –  2.25

Choke  –  1.75

Clash of the Titans  –  3.75 *

The Clay Bird  –  2.5

Coach Carter  –  2.0

The Conjuring – 1.85

Contagion – 2.75

Control –  1.8

Conviction  –  1.5

Coogan’s Bluff (Eastwood)  –  1.7 *

Copying Beethoven – 2.9 *

Couples Retreat  –  2.0

Cradle Will Rock – 1.75

Crank  –  2.25

Crazy Heart  –  2.5

Crazy Kind of Love – 1.75

Crazy, Stupid Love – 2.25

Creation  –  2.6

The Crow  –  1.8 *

D

Dances with Wolves – 3.3 *

Dark Matter  –  2.5

Daybreakers  –  2.0

Deadline  –  2.0

The Dead Pool (Eastwood)  –  1.7 *

Death Becomes Her  –  2.5

The Deathly Hallows – 2.35

Departure  –  2.25

The Devils Double – 2.85

The Devils Own – 2.35

Dirty Harry (Eastwood)  –  1.8 *

Disgrace  –  2.75

District 9  –  2.75

Dont Come Knocking  –  1.5

Dorian Gray  –  2.65 *

Doubt   –   3.25

Drifter  –  1.0

Drive 3.25

Dr. Zhivago  –  2.5

Due Date – 1.5

THE DIVING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLY – 4.0

E

Easy Rider – 2.75  *

Eat, Pray, Love  –  2.25

THE EDGE – 4.0

The Edge Of Heaven  –  2.5

The Eiger Sanction (Eastwood)  –  2.0 *

Emporeres New Clothes – 2.9

The Enforcer  –  2.0  (Eastwood  –  3.25) *

Enron: The Smartest Guys In the Room – 2.65

Even Money  –  2.0

Everyman’s War – 2.35

Everything Must Go – 2.5

Everest: Beyond the Limit  –  3.5 (DOC)

The Exorcist  –  2.85 *

Extraordinary Measures  –  2.0

F

FACING ALI   –  4.0 *

Fair Game – 1.8

The Fighter  –  3.0

A Fist Full of Dollars (Eastwood)  –  3.0 *

Five Easy Pieces (vintage Nicohlson) – 2.25

Flags Of Our Fathers  –  3.0

Flawless  –  2.75

Flight from Death  –  3.0

Flipped  –  2.8

For Sale By Owner  –  2.5

Frame Of Mind  –  1.0

Frantic  –  2.5

Freddie Mercury: The Untold Story  –  3.0 (DOC)

Friends With Benefits – 3.0

Frost Nixon  –   2.75

Full Metal Jacket – 3.25

G

Garrison – 1.75

THE GENIUS OF CHARLES DARWIN  –  4.0  (3 parts)

Gettysburg – 3.5

Ghost Writer  –  1.75

Giallo  –  1.8

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets Nest – 2.15 *

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo  –  3.0 *

Glengarry Glen Ross – 2.6

Goats – 2.1

THE GODFATHER  –  4.0 *

The Godfather 2  –  3.25 *

The Godfather 3  –  2.25 *

The God Who Wasn’t There – 1.9

Gone With the Wind – 3.75 *

GOOD FELLA’S  –  4.0 *

The Good Heart – 2.25

Good Hair  –  2.5

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (Eastwood)  –  2.6 *

A Good Year  –  1.75  (Shame on you Russell Crow!)

Google Me  –  2.75

Gotti – The Rise and Fall of a Mafia Don  –  3.0

Goya’s Ghost  –  2.75

The Greatest – 2.75

The Greatest Raid – 2.0

The Great Gatsby – 1.8

Green Zone  –  2.0

THE GREY – 4.0

Grizzly Man  –  3.0

The Girl Who Played with Fire – 2.75 *

H

Hamburger Hill – 3.6

Hard Candy  –  2.75

Heartbreak Ridge – 2.0

The Help –  2.85

High Plains Drifter – 2.76 *

Himalaya – 3.5

Hitler: The Rise Of Evil  –  3.5 *

Holy Rollers – 2.75

Home of the Brave  –  2.0

Horatio Hornblower: The Duel  –  2.75

Horrible Bosses – 2.0

The Hours  –  1.0

How Green Was My Valley  –  3.6

Human Body-Pushing the Limits   –   3.75

Humbolt County – 1.5

Hunger Games – 3.0

Hurt Locker  –  3.5

I

I, Robot – 2.5

The Ides of March – 2.2

Igby Goes Down  –  3.75 *

The Illusionist  –   *

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus – 2.35

Inconvient Truth  –  2.0

The Informant!  –  3.75 *

In the Time Of Butterflies  –  2.75

INTO THE STORM 4.0 *

It’s a Wonderful Life – 3.75  *

J

J. Edgar – 2.25

Jane Eyre – 2.6

John Adams  –  3.75

The Joneses – 3.0

Joshua  –  2.75

K

K-19 The Widow Maker  –  2.25

The King’s Speech – 3.25

Koko  – 2.25

L

Labyrinth  –  3.0

Ladder 49  –  2.75

The Lady Vanishes  –  1.5

Lambs for Lions  –  2.25

Larry Crowne – 2.0

The Last Castle  –  3.25

The Last Days  –  2.5

The Last Emporer – 2.6

The Last Exorcism – 1.75

Last Orders  –  2.0

The Last Station  –  3.0 *

The Last Time  –  2.5

The Last Train – 1.5

Lawn Dogs  –  1.75

Levity –  3.0

Lewis & Clark   –   3.5  (DOC) *

The Lincoln Lawyer – 2.25

Lion of the Desert – 3.3

Like Water For Chocolate  –  2.75

Little Ashes – 1.9

Little Children  –  2.75

Living Famously: Karen Carpenter  –  2.5 (DOC)

Local Color – 2.5

The Longest Day – 2.2

Love and Other Drugs – 2.75

Lust for Life – 2.5 *

M

Mama – 2.75

Magnolia  –  2.25

Magnum Force (Eastwood)  –  2.9 *

Magritte (DOC)  –  2.0

The Man From Snowy River  –  2.25

The Man Who Cried – 1.8

Man With a Gun  –  1.5

Marilyn Monroe  –  3.0

The Matador and the Mistress – 2.5

Matrix – 2.0  *

Men Who Stare At Goats  –  1.75

The Messenger  –  2.5

Midnight Express – 3.75  *

Midnight in Paris – 2.5

Miracle at St. Anna – 2.15    *

Mirror Mask – 2.0

Money Ball – 2.5

Moon  –  2.75

Music From Another Room –  1.75

My First Mister  –  2.0

My Idiot Brother – 2.65

My Son, My Son What Have Ye Done – 1.75

My Week With Marilyn – 2.25

N

Nanook of the North  –  3.0

The Nature of Existence  –  1.85

Nell  –  2.5

Never Let Me Go  –  2.7

Ninth Company – 1.95

The Ninth Day  –  2.75

No Mans Land  –  2.0

North Country  –  2.25

Northfork – 1.75

Notes On A Scandal  –  3.2

Not Since You  –  1.8

Nowhere Boy  –  2.0

O

Obsession  –  2.5

Off the Map – 1.9

Once Upon A Time In America – 2.15

Ondine  –  2.7

On the Road – 2.2

One Day – 2.15

One Flew Over the Coo Coos Nest (Nicholson)  –  3.25 *

One Way – 1.5

One Week – 2.6

Once – 2.75

Only God Forgives – 1.85

The Other Woman – 2.25

The Outlaw Josie Wales  –  3.0 *

Out of Africa – 3.75

P

The Pacific (Pt 1) – 2.8  HBO Mini Series = Series Avg: 3.06

The Pacific (Pt 2) – 2.9

The Pacific (Pt 3) – 3.0

The Pacific (Pt 4) – 3.15

The Pacific (Pt 5) – 3.25

The Pacific (Pt 6) – 3.35

The Pacific (Pt 7) – 3.0

The Pacific (Pt 8) – 3.0

The Pacific (Pt 9)  – 3.5

The Pacific (Pt 10) – 2.65

The Painted Veil – 2.65

Pale Rider – 3.15 *

Paradise Now  –  2.5

Paradise Road – 3.1

PERFUME – 4.0

Personal Effects  –  1.25

Phantom Punch – 2.15

Platoon – 3.5

Play It Again Sam – 3.0

Play Misty for Me (Eastwood) – 2.85 *

Precious  –  2.75

Prince Avalanche – 2.6

Prince of Persia  –  2.3

Public Enemies  –  3.0

Pull Out  –  3.0

Q

Quills – 2.4

R

The Rabbit Hole – 1.8

The Reader  –   3.0

Red  –  1.85

Rescue Dawn – 2.65

Restless – 2.0

Resurrecting the Champ  –  2.0

The Return of the King – 3.18 *

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (James Franco) – 2.35

Rite – 1.75

The River Why –  2.65 (beautiful scenery!)

The Road  –  3.0

Road to Perdition  –  2.5

Robinhood  –  1.9

Rogue Trader – 2.65

The Runaways  –  2.0

S

Sabotage (Hitchcock) – 2.0

Salvador – 2.65  *

Sam the Man  –  2.75

Savages – 2.55

Scarface  –  3.86 *

Scenic Route – 2.85

Secretariet  –  3.45

Sense & Sensibility  –  2.0

Seraphim Falls – 2.5

Serious Moonlight  –  2.0

Serpico  –  2.75

SEVEN  –  4.0 *

SHAKA ZULU – 4.0

Shaka Zulu (The Movie) – 1.8

Sherlock Holmes  –  3.0

Sherry Baby  –  2.25

Shindlers List  –  3.5

Shipping News – 2.7

Shutter Island  –  3.75 *

Shotgun Stories  –  2.5

Sidewalks Of New York – 2.5

Silence of the Lambs  –  3.75 *

Sister Aimee  –  2.25

SISTER HELEN  –  4.0  (DOC)

Sleepy Hollow – 3.25

Slumdog Millionaire  –   2.25

The Social Network  –  2.5

Solitary Man  –  2.5

Source Code – 3.5

Special Relationship  –  2.0

Stardust – 2.15

Star Trek  –  2.0

Straight A’s – 2.4

Stranger on a Train  –  2.25

Straw Dogs – 2.6

Stone – 2.2

Sudden Impact (Eastwood)  –  1.8 *

Sunchaser  –  1.0

Super 8 – 3.25

Surveillance  1.75

Sympathy for Delicious – 2.85

T

Take Shelter – 2.25

Teaching Mrs. Tingle  –  2.75

Tenderness  –  2.5

Tetro – 2.8

The Thin Red Line – 2.65

A Thousand Acres  –  1.5

The Tillman Story  –  2.5

TITANIC  –  4.0 *

TOMBSTONE  –  4.0 *

Tom Jones  –  2.75

Tree of Life (Pitt, Penn) – 1.9

Triage – 2.0

Troy  –  2.25

True Crime  –  1.75

True Grit – 2.3

The Two Towers – 3.4

U

Unanswered Prayers – 2.15

Unbreakable  –  2.5

UNFORGIVEN (Eastwood) –  4.0 *

The Unknown Woman  –  2.75

Up In the Air  –  3.5 *

V

W

Wadd: The Life of John Holmes  – 2.5

Wall Street-2  –  1.7

Warrior – 2.5

Water  –  3.0

We Dont Live Here Anymore  –  3.0

Welcome to the Riley’s  –  1.9

We Melt As One – 3.0

We’re the Millers – 2.75

When We Were Soldiers –  3.0

White Lightning  –  2.25

White Men Cant Jump  –  2.5

Wild Strawberries  –  2.75

The Windtalkers  –  2.25

Winter’s Bone  –  1.8

Winter’s War – 1.9

The World’s Fastest Indian – 3.5

The Wolfman  – 2.5

Wonderland  – 3.5

Wrecked – 2.6

THE WRESTLER  –   4.0 *

X

Y

Yes Man  –  2.25

Young Victoria  –  2.25

Z

Zodiac – 3.0